Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train. Friend: Why? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Why didn't u Xchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchange in the lower birth..

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote : Yes !