Doctor to patient :
"Please stretch out your hands."
The man did, and his hands were trembling violently.
"Good heavens, how much do
you drink ?"
asked the doctor.
"Very little," the man said
indignantly. "In fact, I spill most of
it."
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The police station had been quiet most of the week. Things were so slow the detectives were playing cards to pass the time.
"What a life."
grumbled one of the officers. "No fights, no thefts, no riots, no murders, no nothin."
"Rest easy, Mike,"
said the captain, "Things'll break soon. You just gotta have faith in human nature."
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